Belt Auction

Any auctioneers that could type a good auction holler style for me?

There are some spouses, uh, I mean thing that I would like to auction off. I need yore help.. Granny Crabtree: "Peel me another grape, vegetable boy!" pika chew and ghost of Ultrastooge: Those aren't very good answers. I'm needing something more professional.

Public Comments

1. I will trade you a piece of lint, an old Jesus squeeky toy, and a nose goblin...
2. How 'bout..".She's goin' once she's goin' twice...she's gone Pika pika pika pika new one!"