Belt Auction

Will I have to take off my belt and shoes and be body frisked to get through the Pearly Gates?

Public Comments

1. Afraid so buddy, they also check for drugs
2. yes
3. If Homeland Security gets their way, yes.
4. I don't think material things go with you-just your soul.
5. Who said you are going through the Pearly Gates? Muahahahahaha
6. YOU might!!! You are one BAD - A S S - M O F O!!!!
7. I'm an agnostic and even I think this is a dumb question.
8. Only if GW dies first.
9. no its a cavity search now...just ask jerry falwell
10. If you make it that far, God already knows whats on you, and around you!! Dont worry, that wont even be a concern!!
11. Dude, you bribe Pete. Like getting a good table at a restauraunt. Be sure to convert all your worldly savings to Shekels before you die.
12. yes
13. you kiddin me? they do that BEFORE you leave, so itd be done before you depart
14. With this attitude, I don't think you will have to worry about it........########
15. and peter will ask you did you pack your bags yourself
16. Not for the pearly gates. However, on the other gate they do an eternal cavity search.
17. no. magic proby thingies suck the bad stuff off you. -- : ) --
18. If you don't know any more about the Pearly Gates than "THAT", It is very obvious you don't know Jesus...... AND JESUS IS THE WAY THRU THE PEARLY GATES! It appears you won't have to worry about that. ( I am sorry)
19. Only if you're an eighty year old nun with a pacemaker. Good luck.
20. Only if you look vaguely Middle Eastern.
21. Nope. Heaven has one heck of a security system.