Belt Auction

What is the best use of 3 pillows, 2 leather belts and a box of chocolate biscuits?

Public Comments

1. c'mon over my house and I'll show you.
2. You supply all the above and I'll show you one hell of a night!
3. The usual. But don't forget the tissues will you? Don't want chocolate around my mouth.
4. food fetish and bondage
5. Add a sexy guy in a leather thong then I got an idea. With just those things tho, I got nothing.
6. Sounds like a fun-filled s&m evening to me.
7. s&m the pillows for propping the belts well... and the biscuits for good behavior
8. How did you get my letter to Santa?
9. An indoor snowman.
10. pillows - a sleeping corner for a dog... belts - 2 dog leashes... biscuits - impromptu dog food...
11. arts and crafts! make a new age lunch box for the pg-13 kids for everyone else, can we say kinky orgy dipped in chocolate?
12. If you sleep all day on those 3 pillows eating the box of chocolate biscuits you're going to need 2 leather belts to get around your middle.
13. May I introduce to you "The All Chocolate Leather Bound Pillow Band " sounds like a hit to me! Yep. It sure does !
14. use 1 belt to tie the wife to something. Use 1 pillow to get comfy. Starp the other pillows 1 on each ear with the other belt. Eat chocolate biscuits in peace.
15. Masochism???!!!!
16. Belts to hold my hammock, pillows for my head as I eat chocolate biscuits.
17. Oooh!
18. it cannot be written in here but a clean version take two people - is use the belts to fix the pillows to you and your partners belly area - then bounce off each other like sumo's - mark the area - first one out of the area is the looser and gets hit with the other pillow The winner gets a chocolate biscuit
19. Cheers Old Algae! That`s just what I need two hold up my baggy pants, alleviate my chesty cough and...... are those chocolate digestives.......?
20. Absolutely no use at all without the whipped cream.
21. stuff the pillows tie the belts, just give me the chocie biscuits and the two extra points hmmm thanks.
22. Looking at the above answers, all I can say is congratulations, old frog, and enjoy!