Belt Auction

Joke about mens and womens brains NO Offence (some typos sorry)?

Read the whole thing (ik, ik its hard) In a reserch lab, they have found some shocking differences in the human male and female brains. Untill 8 weeks in the womb, boys and girl have the same brains. At 8 weeks the brains are about the size of an almond. If the baby is a boy, at this time, the Y chromosone will tell the tiny little brain to stop growing. If it is girl, the tiny little brain starts to grow and make connections untill some years after birth, so will have a much larger brain than the boy... how ever,the only functions of her brain will be shopping and talking. During Puberty,a girls brain starts to develop more uses like "putting down the potty seat" and "Screaming when not getting as asked" boys brains start shrinking until its small enogh to travil through his veins into his groin. After puberty, girls are able to cry until she gets everything her way. After puberty, boy (still never mature enough to be adult) can only use the tiny brain below the belt. I forgot to mension that becasue of the dangerous location, most guys 30 and older have literaly,pissed there brain out. Sorry about typos again. Dont meen to offend, hope u enjoyed

Public Comments

1. haha, so funny and true.
2. lol so true
3. niice- a little funny and just a little offensive but its ok cause it more insults guys then girls i think
4. funny....girls rock!
5. thats truly funny,lmfao...
6. But they also found that.... His brain is dynamic and responsive... can be as hard as the situation demand and as soft as it need to be to keep the calm but Her brain always remain within a shell !!