Belt Auction

How many black belts in Karate do you need to join the Army these days?

They bought all those guns and stuff, no one can almost use it, and I am not sure they issue bullets with the rifles anymore! Should I want to join [yeh, right!] will this be the only option? What is your take on our Army these days?

Public Comments

1. From what I've heard all you need is a limp wrist to get in these days Dah'ling!
2. Probably a fan belt earned for mugging and bribing.
3. Shame and it used to be such a good well organized institution !!!!!!!!!!!!!! My guess is not many, right?
4. The Salvation army is nice they take any colour belts
5. Have they finished selling off their guns,bullets and other military equipment to the militias up North? It is like a boys version of the Girl Guides but not as tough.
6. You just need one belt to keep your pants up.
7. One can max. get one black belt in karate. After that, "upgrades" are indicated by socalled dans while the color remains black.