Belt Auction - Ways to say someone's not too bright?

Ways to say someone's not too bright?

The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching. A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. A few cans short of a six-pack. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. All foam, no beer. As smart as bait. Not the sharpest tool in the shed. Not the sharpest knife in the drawe. A room temperature IQ. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't anywhere in sight. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

Public Comments

hahahahha very good I'll have to copy them thx
As bright as a Twinke As sharp as a bowling ball Just plain STUPID
not running on all four cylinders when god offered them a brain they thought he said train and don't like speed so ask for a slow one regards x kitti x
If brains were black powder, he couldn't blow his nose.
not the brightest crayon in the box he has the IQ of Bill Gates.......................................'s dog
if he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
So what was the question?
lol good good.
he was so thick he stayed up all last night revising for a blood test...
Hi there, I liked these, very good! I have copied and pasted them to my jokes file. One that I remember is: The lights are on but nobody's home. We have a colleague at work that we 'affectionately' call 40 watts because he is not very bright lol!
Ha ha ha.!!! Excellent ones there.!!! Funny.!!!
Those are good. Here's a couple more you can add to your list: A couple cards shy of a full deck. A can shy of a six-pack. The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
ha ha ha funny
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!