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What is a funny statement to put on a t-shirt that has something to do with the t.v show antiques roadshow?

My friends birthday is coming up and i want to give her a self-designed funny t-shirt. She quite likes the T.V show "antiques roadshow", which is kind of funny coz she is only 15, and i want to put a slogan on the shirt that is humorus and also has something to do with antiques roadshow. Any ideas?

Public Comments

1. When I grow up I want to be an Antique
2. i appraised your mom on antiques roadshow antiques roadshow, where people think crap is valuable antiques roadshow, where all your dreams come true i went to antiques roadshow and all i got was this crappy t-shirt