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Atheists: If you were on a plane that was about to crash into a mountain..?

... how effective would wearing your seat belt be? And would God mind if you arrived at the pearly gates slightly soiled?

Public Comments

1. Are the seat belts red?
2. I'd probably be more concerned about raiding the liquor stash to have a guzzle or five of some Johnny Walker at that point.
3. I like this atheist-on-a-plane meme...not quite up there with "how is babby formed" but it has potential.
4. If I died the FSM would take me to the heaven with beer volcanoes and a stripper factory.
5. Seat belts would matter little but they would have an effect. I do not think he would mind because he does not exist
6. When Indiana Jones was on a plane that was about to crash into a mountain, he used an inflatable raft. I expect a magic raft is more likely than pearly gates.
7. The whole idea of the brace position is, apparently, to snap your neck cleanly on impact.
8. Do you really spend alot of time flying low around mountains? I don't.