Belt Auction - they say Jesus was a carpenter so how come you never see any of his pieces on the Antiques Roadshow?

they say Jesus was a carpenter so how come you never see any of his pieces on the Antiques Roadshow?

Excellent point. Maybe he wasn't a very good one.
What were you doing watching the antiques roadshow?
Duh! He made Star Wars figurines (he could see the future, and knew they would be awesome). But since the Antiques Road Shows dicks are thieving atheist liars, they refuse to believe that Jesus made them.
Shoddy workmanship. He was a typical carpenter,he left the site and gave no indication of when he'd be back and we haven't heard from him since.
He didn't make stuff to last. He told his disciples that he would return before the end of their generation so he wasn't planning on things being around this long, but his flight got canceled, so he hasn't made it back yet.
Because early in His career He changed vocation. He became a Shepherd. A Good one, too.