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What's the best way to tell one of your favorite "southern men" happy birthday tomorrow?

My dearest Cowbell, You know your getting up there when you were around for Mini dresses, platform shoes, Afro's, Vietnam, The Kennedy Administration, Michael Jackson-I am speaking in terms of back when he was still considered black of course, Gas was $0.79 a gallon, Cigarettes were $0.95 a pack, Madonna was a brand new artist and we all said WTF is she wearing? (we had never seen pointy bra's before) Back when it was believed that Milli Vanilli was really singing their songs, and finally Crack was a brand new drug! Please take note of the following...From this point forward you must submit your dating profile to the antiques-roadshow.com, your daily pill regiment will from now on include 2 Geritol, 2 Ensure, 1 Multi-Vitamin (daily) and a Viagra approximately 3-4 times per week (not to be wasted with your secretary since it's not required there) Please do take care as now you are in the "Heart Attack Years!" I pick on you because I'm right behind you! HAPPY BIRTHDAY C! Man up...Tell it Billy!

Public Comments

1. I think you just did, Karen. Happy birthday, CB.
2. "Happy Birthday Sweet-pea..." I told that to my husband and he liked it!
3. Well bless his poor little pea pickin heart, mines in 2 weeks(hint)
4. dont need viagra yet trust me
5. Oh great, I was around for all those things too! Happy Birthday Ole man!
6. Hap Hap Happy Birthday Cowbell!!!
7. your a lucky guy grandpa, but tell me what are pointy bra's?
8. has your south rose again ill be right over, ROLFLMAO well just saying he may like that ha ha ha ha
9. Happy Birthday Cowbell!!!!! wow........ you must be getting old now!
10. Happy Birthday, Cowbell! You're a lucky guy...... I've never read such a flattering tribute in my life! :) Karen..... you are hilarious.... as usual. *claps* I'm in awe.
11. *shaking head* Ok so I'm old as hell but there's only one alternative to getting older and I'm not quite ready for that yet! Thanks to all of you crazy people, you guys are the best!
12. i thought he was born before they started keeping records edit: what make you think that homo is one of my favorites?
13. Don't tell him, but I bought him an artificial hip. He may not need it now, but we all know it's probably just a matter of months.
14. This occasion most assuredly calls for a personal SnapVine. Thanks for the heads up Precious.
15. Happy Birthday youngster.; I break my Viagra in Quarters so i do not pee on my shoes.
16. May your asssatar soon be bronzed, Cowbell.
17. Happy Bday, my little stud muffin, you! ma
18. Happy birthday..Cowbell..nice a## looks great in those jeans
19. Happy B-day Cowbell SteveC
20. Is a butt groping in order? *licks the screen* That's gonna have to do. Happy happy happy birthday, CB.
21. He's still just a whippersnapper in my book! Happy Birthday dearest Cowbell!
22. *interpretive birthday dance*
23. I'm hoping that Cowbell puts me in his will and gives me his autographed copy of the Bible. Happy birthday, dude!!!
24. This all sounds so familiar to me... Happy Birthday C!!!!
25. I enjoy pressing my breasts up against people on their birthdays. I find that it conveys my heartfelt sentiments and let's them know I am ready to commence the mating process. Happy Birthday to my favoritest Cowbell!!! And, just in case the Viagra doesn't work, you can always use duct tape and a popsicle stick.
26. Happy B-Day!
27. Happy Birthday!!!
28. Happy Birthday! and many more.
29. can we get him to drop his drawers for his spankings? ;) *gets in line to help deliver celebratory greetings.*
30. Happy Birthday Handsome! I will have a drink for you on Saturday night!
31. Send Pappy a jug of Vintage Moonshine, a mess of Chaw and a brass Spittoon.
32. 1. LOL at Cel - priceless 2. I will have a drink for you at 12:01 PM (AKA UNemployment Cocktail Hour) 3. Cowbell, when you make out your will can I have your a$$?
33. oh craps! I need to FedEx his assdonut priority overnight. Thanks for the reminder K! his age = roids. MAJOR roids