Belt Auction - you thought you knew the last ones didnt you lol?

you thought you knew the last ones didnt you lol?

ABASH: A high school graduation party. ABDICATE: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. ACCOUNT: A Countess's husband. ACRE: Literally means the amount of land plowable in one day. So in my case it would be four feet by four feet. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. ANTIQUE: An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of, and you're buying again. ARBITRATOR (ar'-bi-tray'-ter): A cook that leaves Arby's to work at Burger King. ATHEISM is a non-prophet organization. -- George Carlin AVOIDABLE (uh-voy'-duh-buhl'): What a bullfighter tries to do. BALDERDASH: A rapidly receding hairline. BARIUM: What we do to most people when they die. BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning. BEAUTY PARLOR: Places where women curl up and dye. BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CANTALOUPE: Gotta get married in a church. CAR SICKNESS: The feeling you get when the car payment is due.

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lol those are good
oh yeah it's the end of the month and am having a car sickness 8(
D'you think of all these? They're top notch. Good stuff.
Cantaloupe ~ no ladder
But do you know these ones? So this is not considered sexist I have included both perspectives of each word Butt (but) n. Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." Male: The organ of mooning. Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n. Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys. Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. Male: Anything with one ball, two beers or three stooges. Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. Glass Ceiling (glas see-ling) n. Female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business. Male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up. Making Love (may-king luv) n. Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink. (Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.) Remote Control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. Taste (tayst) v. Female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good. Male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad prior to tossing it out. Thingy (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male: Playing ball without a cup. Wants and Needs (wontz and needz) n. Female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship. Male: Food, sex and beer.
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