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What do you say to your mom if you accidently had gay porn on you computer?

It happen like this i was on craigslist and i was gonna show my mom a picture of the antique desk right. When all of a sudden the picture was saved i dont know how on the computer. So while i was showing her the antique desk i was going back on the previous picture to show her the second picture on that desk but unfortunatly my mother saw a big wet Penis on the screen lol. So she said to me "take it easy" lmfao. What can i say to her if she dont know im gay?

Public Comments

1. whoops!!! maybe it's time to come out. if not joke about it
2. you don't "accidentally" have porn on your computer.
3. I think it is kind of useless to try hiding it now... but you could always pull the "I think I may have a virus..." lie. I doubt she'd believe that. You should tell her that you're gay. It would explain the porn and it would put an end to any questions to your sexuality.
4. Are you gay? I think she may have guessed if she didn't know already. SOunds like she's cool with it and you don't need to say anything. Just say I'm sorry you saw that. If you're not gay or you wanna pretend you're not just say one of your dumb buddies is trying to sabotage your computer for jokes.
5. "Mom, there's something I need to tell you!" Good luck! ((hugs))
6. Wait..... are you gay? If yes, then why don't you tell her? She's your mother, and deserves to know that kind of stuff. She will support whatever decision you make. If not, why on EARTH were you looking at gay porn?!?!?!?!?! EW!
7. LOL....Tell her that u r a big homo and ask her to make your dads favorite dinner so he won’t beat u as badly with a belt when u tell him about your penis obsession.
8. "Mom, I swear, I didn't inhale ! " But don't worry, the antique thing has kinda tipped her off already !
9. " hey mom, I guess if you didn't know by now, we have a least one thing in common. We both like a big wet penis every now and again" Something like that I guess would an icebreaker.
10. Well first, it did not sound like she was upset so if you are gay than maybe it would be good time to come out. If you really don't want her to know, you can do one of two things. The first is bring it up and as someone stated previously explain that you must have a virus or that it got downloaded with something else. The second thing is to just not mention it again unless she asks you about it and act as if nothing happened.
11. She told you to "take it easy." Another way of saying don't get excited - she knows you're gay. That doesn't mean you have to pursue the conversation, but she knows. And remember to delete those files in the future!
12. I was holding it for my friend? Hmmm, maybe that sounds even worse.
13. Must be damn spyware, um pop up kinda stuff........ i need monies for anti-virus programs
14. Yea I would definitely say its time for you to come out already. But I would make it in a joking way...Your mom didn't seem like she cared that much anyways. lol! Good Luck!
15. Tell her! The door's open. Good luck!
16. "Geez, those viruses do awful things, don't they?"
17. Trust me... she knows. And if she didnt before, she does now. How many straight guys have photos of a big wet penis on their computer? Seems like she said that to let you know she is open to you talking to her about it, or coming out.
18. lmao. oh man. she knows that something is up now and since she hasn't brought it up to you maybe you should leave it alone and not try to explain yourself. I'm sure your momma know you gay anyway, sometimes parents have an inkling that there children are gay but they don't mention anything to you. I would personally come out so you won't have to hide from her because you'd feel better knowing that she knows and that you can go on about your business and not care if your mom see a penis on your computer. Lol..I came out gay to my mother and now she shows me 25 inch penises on the computer.
19. I wouldn't worry about it. Parents usually know if their kids are gay or straight, and the ones who strongly suspect their kids are gay usually are in denial about it anyway. Besides, you're allowed to be curious. And finally, Mom's reaction to a stark image of a luscious penis is undoubtedly different than yours and the implication that you might be gay is probably the last thing that was on her mind.
20. Like Clinton R. said, if she said " take it easy", I wouldn't sweat it. Hell ,you and your Mom are looking at antiques, HELLO. ( lmao) Sure she knows, but best of luck in any case.
21. Having porn on the computer while showing mom a desk is no accident...and if you believe she does not know that you are gay, still, well, it's sweet, but delusional. She knows. You were looking at an antique for crying out loud! And while examining the roll-top you stumbled on a pop top. Trust, she knows. And perhaps you wanted her to know? There are really very few true accidents. Like she said, Take it easy. I hope the guy was as exciting as the desk!
22. Saving antique photos in the same folder as porn? Not the smartest idea. Anyways... sounds like she has figured it out.
23. She knows you gay, moms always know so like she said..take it easy and make it a good thing and find the other damn picture of that desk for her. -Good luck buddy
24. She already knows your gay. And not because of this situation. She is your mother and like most mothers she most likely knows more about you than you know about yourself at this point in your life. If she does not request an explanation then you can ignore it until YOU are ready to tell her the whole story.