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What's your favorite redneck bartering item?

Now I don't claim to be a redneck but my family is and I'll admit that for all of my sophistication I fall back on the old redneck bartering/selling system that never fails to catch a few dollars or get you a useful item when you've the need for it. Combined with Craigslist and Ebay this old system can even make you a mint if you know what you are doing. My Dad specializes in pipe and old lawnmowers, my Mom in carved walking sticks, my Grandpa in scrap metal and old cars, my Grandma antiques, and I'm partial to 55 gallon drums (wood, plastic, and metal). So what's your favorite item to collect, sell, or trade? :D Redneck is only a deragatory term if you don't understand the way of life. I'm highly educated, for example, but enjoy the simple life. There is something pure about your first rodeo, pull of moonshine, deer camp, and in this case learning how to barter and trade. When you are a redneck no one is a stranger but a neighbor.

Public Comments

1. Pork rinds and hubcaps.
2. farmers daughters?
3. Isn't redneck a derogatory term.
4. antique hand tools
5. books and back rubs...
6. HARLEY PARTS. v
7. Jim Beam Decanters
8. I love pocket books. Not expensive ones mind you but I like to get them at yard sales and thrift stores. I really, really love to go yard saleing. Nothing like finding a great deal.
9. truck with a shotgun and a ballcap
10. i'm not a redneck, i live in the north so idk we don't barter, my dad's kinda a redneck though,(which is funny cause his neck is literally red)
11. Silly Putty
12. Howzabout collecting flannel shirts, lap dances and WWF ringside tickets??
13. i , in the past, collected old bicycle frames, parts, etc., rebuilt them and sold them cheap. didn't do it for profit. a lot of poor folk with a lot of children around where i used to live. i loved to see their beaming faces when they rode off into the sunset with their "new" bike. ha ha!!