Belt Auction

How much would one of Burt Reynolds' little hair-hat toupees fetch on "Antiques Roadshow"?

DNA could be extracted from the glue for authenticity purposes. Worst to have for a week: Gout >or< Aunt Flo visiting?

Public Comments

1. $1000 maybe.
2. Low 5 figures. His naked pics of Loni Anderson would be worth more. Gout, for sure.
3. $125 for the pelt Gout - more painful
4. Wait......is it real hair or pubes?? Yeah--it matters.