Belt Auction

have you done it with the same cow?

a couple go to a bull auction in the country one weekend. the auctioneer begins his spiel for the first bull. he says, 'a fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.' the wife nudges her husband and says, 'wow-more than five times a month!' the auctioneer then calls out, 'another fine specimen, this bull reproduced 120 times last year.' again the wife nudges her husband. 'hey, that 10 times a month. what do you say about that?!' her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison the third bull is up for sale: 'and this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!' the wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, 'that’s once a day! how about YOU?!' the husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back, 'big deal, once a day! I bet he didn’t have to do with the same cow!'

Public Comments

1. ha ha ha.. that makes a difference! ♣
2. HA HA!! That is awesome!! I am going to tell that one to my sister who is lacking "intimacy" in the bedroom....she is going to kick my a$$
3. very funny, keep them coming lol
4. funny. ha ha
5. funny!
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7. Moo-velous!!
8. hhaahha =)
9. Hahahah that's great.......
10. cool
11. you sound like my brother who is always gettin some from his girl... good one
12. Pretty funny for a f**kin' cow joke.
13. Yuk! Yuk! Thanks for the points!
14. hahahaha ,, that was brilliant ,, good one
15. nnnoooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
16. that is a good one... ha ha
17. nice one