Belt Auction

Joke ~ How about you?

A couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the bull auction. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off, "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year." The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, "See! That's more than five times a month!" The second bull is to be sold. "Another find specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year!" Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do you say to that?" Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison. The third bull is up for sale. "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!" The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That's once a day, every day of the year!! How about you?" The husband was pretty irritated by now and yells back, "SURE, ONCE A DAY! GREAT! But you ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!"

Public Comments

1. OOOHHHHH!!! funny!!!
2. haha love it ;)
3. Cute
4. idgi watev
5. very nice!!!!lol
6. Funny! 100!
7. Lol Honey have a star.xxx
8. LMSUIAO I cant decide whether I should keep laughing or if I should start eating bullshit.
9. A really good one. I had a laugh at it.
10. LOLOLOLOL!! Love it!
11. lol
12. Ooooooh! naughty but good. Another cracker, I just love your jokes.
13. that shit is funny, good one
14. Lmao too funny. thx for the laugh star
15. HeHe, lol
16. hahaha she must be a ugly cow
17. Funny, that was good. Sometimes you just wish you were a bull!
18. LOL, a good one!!!
19. Good one
20. ouch really funny lmao*
21. Bully for him.What an excellent retort! I bet that put her in her place.
22. ha ha ha funny thanks for a laugh 10/10 please answer any one who see this http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080107110708AALXgKP&cp=2
23. Hahahhahaaaaa...loved it honey...almost woke bb with my laughing there...lol