Belt Auction

If you held the power of the universe in a jar of jam that was filled with leather belts & roofing nails?

Would you be able to defeat any adversary including average sized pieces of milk that came together with volcanic staplers from tahiti?

Public Comments

1. A mental insitution awaits you.
2. *brain fart*
3. No no no. You've got it all wrong. You'd be able to defeat martian pandas armed with cans of orange soda and chicken wire.
4. WOW YOU'RE SO IMAGINATIVE.....NOT
5. As long as i had a bar of chocolate soap i'd clean up the lot of them